Where’s My Lighter?

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Looking for a lighter, to light up some candles and I was at a loss.

None were around.

And those that were present, were no longer in working order.

As the search moved to the bedroom, I scavenged through discarded jeans, in search of a source of controlled flames.

Then I found a dress.

Sidetracked, I created a new outfit of a black dress with white polka dots, black heels, black tights and a white floral headpiece.

When I was done, I strutted into the bathroom.

And there I discovered, after viewing my garb in the mirror, a lighter sat on the shelf behind me.

Over joyed and looking fabulous, I returned to the living room and continued to smoke the shit out of those candles.

Fin

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